he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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