We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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