You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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