I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
smell my finger.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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