By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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