Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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