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Midnight walks are trippy

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I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?

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(906): View more from Michigan

I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.

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(810): View more from Michigan

woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip

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(620): View more from Kansas

In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...

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(615): View more from Tennessee

So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera

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