Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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