It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Still dying that you shit outside
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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