Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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