Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
tell me about the eggs
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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