I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The uberlube is also flammable
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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