She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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