Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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