I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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