You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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