Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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