i'm lost and i look like a hooker
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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