i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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