i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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