i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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