I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
