There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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