is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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