Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
In America we eat man semen.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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