I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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