Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You've changed since you got that strap on
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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