you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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