That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
