summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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