You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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