is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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