Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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