history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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