The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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