Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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