I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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