He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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