i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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