one word: firstdatebathroomanal
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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