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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...

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(806): View more from Texas

pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?

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(817): View more from Texas

She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.

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(352): View more from Florida

He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.

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(619): View more from California

there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper

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(517): View more from Michigan

He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!

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