I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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