Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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