rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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