Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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