We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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