thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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