I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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