Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Who died my cat blue again?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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