do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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