My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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