You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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