Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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