We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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